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The Rogue Stitch

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From an organic farm in Colorado:

Twas a beautiful day for a wedding. Bluebird skies, puffy clouds, verdant fields, flowers abound. God, what a setting. So this guy dressed to the nines found this girl wearing white and the two of them got hitched.



Soon thereafter, the celebration moved indoors. Someone opened a tab. The bartendress laughed when I asked for a Schlitz . The groom sang a bit of Clapton to his new bride.



Then the cameras came out to capture the inebriation.



There was plenty of posing:



Some head rubbing:



Some necking:



A bit of licking:



And some more:



All in all, it was a great night. Cant wait for the next couple to get hitched.

In other news, Notre Dame DB Tom Zbikowski had Masidon Square Garden chanting his name during his pro boxing debut Saturday night. They also sang the Notre Dame fight song, leading Zbikowski to knock guy out in the first round. Catch the match here. Oh yeah, Jeff Samardzija led the procession into the ring with a Polish flag.



Henry Rollins has responded to the Ann Coulter controversy. Talk about a man of letters--and a case of right-wing neurosis versus mild male chauvanism.



At last, the Borat movie trailer is out on the web. Look for the cameo by Borat's sister--the number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.



Borat also made an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards to introduce Gnarls Barkley and their Wookie drummer. But first he made one hellava comment about the anatomy of a certain someone.



Later y'all.
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At 7:47 PM, Blogger kissyface said...

Borat is pasty white and his hairline's receding... I like!    



At 4:33 PM, Blogger cublawg said...

Saab doesn't look NEARLY as drunk as the rest. Quite the lightweight...    



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