The Rogue Stitch

From the Gates of Hell:

So Tuesday passed and not much happened. Maybe because it was really 06/06/2006, and the date only resembled a more infamous number ever so slightly.

If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666. (Rev. 13:18)

Well, I guess a few things happened. The guy in the picture--his name is Steve. Satan let him come through the gates for a week or so. He's now terrorizing all the Parisian tourist spots, looking like a typical middle-aged American on vacation. Socks and sandals, buddy? Has Versace not taught the denizens of Hell anything since his untimely death?

(Btw, the Musee Rodin is one of my favorite spots in Paris.... look for a few pics in the weeks to come as the Stitch takes the blog on the road. I might be knockin' on the gates to see if anyone's home.)

The Ol' Devil apparently let another fiend out of her cage this week. And Coulter has not disappointed the Dark Lord.



Disclaimer: the Stitch is gonna use a bit of foul language and imagery from this point out, so kids you might want to make sure your parents aren't hanging around while this page is open.

Ann Coulter should be sued. We're talking group libel. Hit that bitch where is hurts. No, not in the babymaker (which could only bear the Anti-Christ anyway), but in her wallet. Obviously she's running her mouth to sell books, so the profits should make their way right to those that she chose to defame. And what did the bitch say in her new book Godless? Here are some of her best lines:

These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis....

And by the way, how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy....

These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9-11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them.

She's of course referring to the "Jersey Girls"--four women widowed by the attack on the WTC--who pushed for the 9/11 Commission. Interestingly enough, the criticized both the Clinton and Bush Administrations for not taking the Al-Qaeda threat more seriously--and yet wind up in Coulter's polemic against liberalism.

As Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-Brooklyn, said, this bitch is willing to do anything to get attention. (ok, bitch is the only way I can describe her; Weiner compared her to an "insecure child.")

So I'm hoping the Jersey Girls go after her in court--and do so in New York, where a jury would inevitably award the women a nice chunk of change. Here's the legal argument:

False imputation of matrimonial intentions are actionable. (see 44 A.L.R. 1424)

Words or publication imputing marital discord are actionable per se. (see 92 A.L.R. 1128)

Restatement, Second, of Torts § 564A Defamation of a Group or Class
One who publishes defamatory matter concerning a group or class of persons is subject to liability to an individual member of it if, but only if,
(a) the group or class is so small that the matter can reasonably be understood to refer to the member, or
(b) the circumstances of publication reasonably give rise to the conclusion that there is particular reference to the member.

Yup, time to take Coulter down a peg. And kudos to Tucker Carlson (yes, I just gave that conservative douchebag props) for pointing out the inconsistency in faulting the widows for using personal tragedy to push their agenda and not addressing how the Bush administration co-opted 9/11 for justifying the war in Iraq. Coulter's answer: That's their job. Wow.

After seeing Coulter's interview with Matt Lauer, I asked myself what didn't he ask the bitch where her husband is. Could you imagine Lauer saying, "Oh yeah, that's right; most men fear that your vagina is filled razor blades and you piss rubbing alcohol." Or he could have accused her of eating her mates after sex. (Personally, I would have told her to shut the fuck up and drop dead--as someone who had family in the towers--but that's just me.)

I can't wait to see if she offers a public apology. You know, maybe show that she's human after all. Ha! who'd expect the Stitch to wait for Hell to freeze over!

So this is what becomes of our youth when people like Ann Coulter are not held accountable for their mouths.



Ok, enough of Coulter. On to less aggravating topics.

Dave Chappelle's Block Party comes out on dvd June 13th. Pick it up! We're talkin' Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Common, Kanye, and the Fugees in Brook-nam. Erykah Badu's on there too; gotta love her lyrics:

And if you don't want to be down with me / You don't want to pick from my apple tree.

DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince didn't show up at the party, but the former did make an appearance at the 1st Annual Scolari Awards.

Let the World Cup begin. I'm betting on the Germans--home team always plays well.



Remember Gary Lineker's quote back in 1990 when Germany defeated England in a shoot-out:

Fußball ist ein einfaches Spiel von 22 Leuten, die rumlaufen, den Ball spielen, und einem Schiedsrichter, der eine Reihe dummer Fehler macht, und am Ende gewinnt immer Deutschland.

Why soccer isn't doing all that well in the States.

Of course everyone likes to talk about Brazil--and why shouldn't they. Ronaldinho has the most incredible shoes ever made. This video is friggin' ridiculous. Skillz to pay da billz, yo.



Brazilian fans tend to be distracting as well. [nsfw-ish]

Later, folks.

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