From a Hollywood maternity ward:
Let the brainwashing begin! Rosemary.... err, Katie Holmes gave birth yesterday. I wonder if there's an online petition to have Child Services take the kid away yet. Of course, there's gotta be an evil plot--backed by Xenu himself--to have baby Suri kidnapped and implanted with the worst of thetan leftovers.
Tom, I guess, ate the placenta--even though now he's saying that he was joking. Right. Who knew Scientology preaches a no-carb diet.
Rod Stewart brought his kid's placenta home and buried it. Yup. And he's still asking people if they think he's sexy.
To be fair to Katie (whether she deserves it or not), it would be hard to say that she'll be a worse mother than Britney:
It was the paparazzi! They were threatening my baby, so I put him on my lap where it'd be safer.
Really, bitch? Get yourself a better publicist. Spin doctor says what. Just wait til that kid finds his way into Papa Zao's coke stash and brings it to class in a few years... that is, if he makes it that long. (whether "he" refers to your worthless husband or your unfortunate son, I'm not sure.)
So Tom and Katie went with the name Suri. How cute. Actually, more reasonable than Moses or Apple.
What other great celebrity baby names are out there? Well, my favorite is Shannyn Sossamon's son, Audio Science Clayton. (yeah, she was a dj before an actress.) Now I'm naming my firstborn Feedback Castleton like a true rock star.
Your daily SoaP:
Not to be confused with Peeps on a Plane (which I think comes out sometime around next Easter... it's a family movie):
Peeps do Shakespeare too. Romeo and Juliet.
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You gotta believe Katie will be a better mom than BS if only because she's what, like two years older?
Great summary of insane pop culture events of late!
Shannyn's a regular at my yoga studio, sold her wtaer just two nights ago. Polite and sweet, and pretty as her pictures. Can't account for her taste in names, tho'.
Love the peeps!
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