From the Plumm on West 14th:
Alright, so without a name, this club would look like just about any other out there. CoolJunkie.com (who comes up with these names?) calls it a cross between Marquee and The Gates. The Gates? Yeah, remember Christo and Jeanne-Claude--they were the ones who put up 26 miles of orange drapes in Central Park last year. ('twas a sublime experience to get caught up in the hoopla. )
Anyway, something special happened at Plumm the other night. A VIP party gathered to celebrate Rosario Dawson's birthday when one G 'n' R frontman met one fashion designer, exchanged words, and the latter (yes, the latter) started throwing punches. Seems Axl Rose moved Tommy Hilfiger's girlfriend's drink and a scuffle ensued. Tommy landed a few blows before his boyguard ushered him out. (Wait, why the fuck does Tommy Hilfiger have a bodyguard? Are these antics common for the designer? Does the fact that most thugged-out white boys wear his clothes mean he can act like a punk?)
Club owner Noel Ashman said that Axl did not retaliate, but would have done "some serious damage" had he chosen to go after Sugar Ray Hilfiger.
Kid Rock saw the whole thing. According to Bob, Tommy was upset 'cause he's lower on the fame food chain. (in case you were wondering, the order goes: mere mortals, Hilfiger, movie stars, rock stars, Michael Jordan.)
Yeah, I'd rather hang with (the original) G 'n' R than these kids any day:
So what else has been happening in the Big Apple? Oh yeah, Britney almost dropped her baby on the street.
Then she started crying:
Then she flashed her thong to bloggers around the world:
Yeah, I love to make fun of Mrs. Federline and her complete lack of class and competency. As they say, you can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash.
She really has become a circus side show of a mother. Well, ok she's always been part of the circus:
I wonder if Britney would have made a good cheerleader..............
Getting back to Jeanne-Claude and Christo, the dynamic duo has spoken about their latest plan to cover a river in Canyon City, Colorado. Let's hope it happens before 2009 so I can catch another show.
Alright, so I left you last time with the history of dance. Hopefully, some of you recognized that part of that performance came from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Here's one of the funniest scenes you'll ever see.
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You cannot seriously intend to tell me that Tommy Hilfiger is straight.
Slash made fun of me once back stage at the catering table at a No Doubt Concert in 2003 (was it?). He was with Duff McKagan and their skanky skanky big haired, black leathered, way over the hill, beefy, tough looking girlfriends (wives? sisters?). I kid you not, they looked like the photos readers mail in from Outlaw Biker magazine. Gone are the days of the supermodel for those two.
Anyway the gist was, I was looking for the trash can and said to my friend, Raj, "Where's the garbage?" a few times. So Slash looks at me, and says quite seriously, and as if annoyed, "They already played!" Because, you see, Shirley Manson was already on stage (and was phenomenal, by the way).
I would have felt insulted, except that it almost seemed he was trying to make a joke, and it all just came out so LAME. Like Velvet Revolver.
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