From the seats of your local theatre:
So, if you were to stumble over to www.filmschoolrejects.com, you might just find the Reject's list of the Top 10 Greatest MotherF*&#$ing Cursors in Movie History. And while I don't take any real amount of umbrage to the cast of characters, I nonetheless feel that a few additions, corrections and honorable mentions should be made.
Correction: Mewes should be ranked much higher for his work in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
All you motherf*&$ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f*&k your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches.
Addition: Kevin Heffernan, a.k.a. Officer Rodney Farva, needs to be on the list.
License and registration... chicken f*&$er. Bwuukak!
Correction: Samuel L. Jackson should be noted for his work in Snakes on a Plane.
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*&$ing snakes on this motherf*&$ing plane!
Honorable Mention: Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker from A Christmas Story
Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
And there you have it--my proverbial $.02 on a whole lot o' cussin.' And not a single use of the D-bag expletive in any of the references. What are the chances of that in any given post? Ah, but the Stitch is not done! No, I gotta share this next site with you since it has a D-bag Quiz for all to take.
The Stitch took it. Yup. And the result? Well, when all was said and done, I was greeted with a photo of John Mayer. I shit you not. Rank: Stone-Age Douche.
One last thing: props to Jon Stewart for calling out the Administration on hiring an inordinate amount of lawyers from tier 4 law school Regent University. Though I wish he had just come out and said, "Fuck you, Pat Robertson," Jon was spot on with the comparison to Jiffy Lube Law School.
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