From Shea, Game 7 NLCS:
Well, this is it. Game 7 and, unfortunately, Perez is pitching. That's like sending Lynndie England to capture Baghdad. Best case scenario: the Mets win and we take home the IM football championship tonight. Worse case scenario: the Mets lose and I get an ulcer instead of some lousy t-shirt.
Just to note, I've discovered 26 alphabetical ways for Billy Wagner to die if he blows a save tonight for the Mets.
Elsewhere in the news........
Some hussie just broke this poor kid's heart. (Of course, she had to be Asian. )
Classic Kilborn clips. Where have you gone, Criag? Jon Stewart's schtik is growing old and Colbert's replacements are poor imitators. Bring back the sarcasm! (Admittedly, Stewart does well by interviewing Borat.)
Oh my god! the grocer has VD!
We don't study; we don't learn nuthin'; we just make big-ass snowballs.
Dove evolution. Cool.
Alright, that's all for now. I gotta run. Go Mets. We need you to win the Series. It's been a while...
Let's just hope Reyes and Wright don't wind up like these two.