From Happy Acres Retirement Community:
Come on, now. You know you want to. We're talking shuffleboard, motorized scooters, early bird specials, Mah Jong for the missus, stocked ponds to fish (no more hunting, Dick), neighborhood watch committees to run, shadow neighborhood watch committees to hide in underground bunkers just in case terrorists target the legitimate one, gardening classes, cheap meds on the local black market, family days (to which you can invite your daughter Steve), carolling visits at Christmas time from the kids, defibrillators in the rec room just in case the ticker sticks it to you again.....
Don't it sound grand, Dick? Jump ship while you still can. This lame duck president's gonna wind up the main dish at a Chinese restaurant on Christmas day before all's said and done. This is your chance. Imagine the G.O.P. turning on you two quicker than you can say "Scooter Libby told a fibby." The possibility of such a Titanic-esque descent is all very real.
Wired: John McCain '08
Tired: Bush-Cheney '04
Expired: Tom Delay 'o-you're a skeevy politician
You can only go down on this list, Dick; just ask Paris Hilton.
Look, Sen. Pat Leahy (D-Vt.) has already told Dubya about that incident up in Wyoming.... you know, when the Secret Service agents found you chopping horses and riding logs in your Adult Depends.
Is that why you called Pat an asshole on the Senate floor?
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I'm overly susceptible to cajolery... Thank you, thank you. The source of the praise is highly regarded. No book tour imminent, but we could pretend. Um, noon on 4/1/06, somewhere on Pearl St?
Never you mind about making fun of the Mormons. I do it, THEY do it (self-mockery is something they have in common with The Tribe), and so does the only other blogger (a reformed Mormon), who has a link on my page besides the Stitch. Where would we be if you stopped skewering this American life? Don't make a girl cry.
Please tell me you don't live like a Sadhu - were that true, you would already have attended your own funeral. On second thought, a true ascetic wouldn't be fawning all over Gretchen Bleiler. Gretchen Bleiler - blah, blah, blah...
oh, and the 10th of March is a long time from the 21st of that month.
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