The Rogue Stitch

From Abu Ghraib cellblock 4:

Yeah, Lynndie England's old news. Nothing really up-to-date with this post. No attacks on Mormoms or the like. No comments on how hot Gretchen Bleiler is. Just thought I'd throw a few pics out there in anticipation of joining the iPod bandwagon. The Stitch and white headphones equals crazy free downloads. Oh, well I guess the Joint Chiefs decided to close Abu Ghraib. That's new. At least we still have Club Gitmo, though. Cuba--where anti-American sentiment is downright superficial. USA--where petulant college kids wear Che Guevara t-shirts without a clue as to how much he hated this country and those parents capable of funding 4 years of booze and date rape. (CU being the paradigm, naturally.)

Here's to creativity:

(Cat Stevens on the box.)

(I guess iHamas doesn't flow as well as iQaeda...but maybe iAqsa Brigade would work.)

This last pose has become quite the cultural phenomenom with plenty of imitations. Sure, I've got my favorites here as well:

Mom's not happy with Junior distracting her from such an important QVC order.

Grandma, on the other hand, is quite happy (perhaps even tipsy) in this one.

My worst nightmare: Abu Nascar Prison. The threat of Dale Jarrett footage 24/7 would have me talkin' and renouncing Islam in a heartbeat. Muhammed who?

These pics collectively belong on one particular site...Passed Out Wookies dot com. Here's to counter-culture overindulgence.

One more, ok.

It's a shout-out to either the HRH The Stitch I himself or a young Fidel somewhere in the Sierra Maestras on the road to revolutionary fame (or infamy):