From Weehawken, New Jersey (July 11, 1804):
So this is Vice President Burr and Alexander Hamilton right before the latter got Swiss cheesed up. Rat-a-tat-tat, Mr. Secretary. Should not have fired high on that first shot.
So let's pose a duel between good ol' Aaron Burr and the current VP, Richard Cheney.
______BURR ......... CHENEY ........ ADVANTAGE___
Born: Newark, NJ..... Lincoln, NE..... .............Dick
College: Princeton..... Yale (drop out)........... Aaron
Military: Lt-Colonel... 3-A reclassification... Aaron
Grad: JD (Law).......... MA (PoliSci)................ Aaron
Wife: Theodosia......... Lynne......................... Aaron
Daughter: Theodosia..... Mary (aka Steve)..... Dick
Residence: NYC....... Jackson Hole.................. Push
Congress: Senator...... House Rep.................. Aaron
Nemesis: Hamilton..... Pat Leahy (D-VT) ....... Dick
Rap Sheet: Murder, Treason...... 2 DWIs....... Aaron
Shot: Secretary............. Lobbyist.................... Dick
Scandal: Plot in Southwest.... Plame Affair..... Aaron
Notoriously: Immoral...... Unapologetic....... Aaron
Running Mate: Jefferson...... Dubya............. Aaron
Currency: $10........... funny money............. Aaron
Winner: Aaron "Sure-Shot" Burr
(As if there were any doubts.)
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I love it when you get all erudite 'n shit.
'Cause it's all about the Hamilton's, Parnell.
(Oh, and no raves at my house... i'm to old for that. Never done mdma, no need to start now.)
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