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The Rogue Stitch

Words of wisdom, wit, and whatever else you need.

From a rink somewhere in Seoul:

Even monkeys who ice skate are wearing fur-trimmed coats these days. Put some Uggs and a pair of big white glasses on that simian and it might just be able to pass for a CU Sophomore.

Who got ya?!

Hey, if anyone out there can find video of this monkey doin' its thang, please let me know. I was charged with finding the clip...

but this was all I could find--and it's rather sad, if you ask me. While I do make fun of PETA on a regular basis, I see why the organization could prove useful on occasion.

Naturally, there are legitimate ways to exploit animals--specifically for my amusement.

Behold, cat helmets.

This is what's known as the Feline Protection and Enhancement System. Militarizing pussies since 1985.

Hey gato, quisiera una cerveza, por favor.

And the system seems to be in high demand, with instructions on the web on how to design your own customized F.P.E.S.

Why do I feel like this cat might be German? Die scheisse ist Banane!

Right.

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