From a street somewhere in Trento:
So a pack of anti-globalization I-talians briefly stole the Olympic torch today. The self-styled "Disobedient Ones" grabbed the thing 'cause nothing says NO to the exploitatory tactics of free trade agreements and imported venture capitalism like disrupting a celebration of global harmony, goodwill and respect. Here's the kicker: they took it from Eleonora Berlanda, an I-talian track star. Her job is to outrun people and she can't get away from a couple of dirty hippie idealists? Ridiculous. I expect as much from Grandma Guiseppa (above) with her hip and all, but come on now, Eleonora-- you're better than that.
What a heist. Second only to when Gutter snagged the 'bee. Whaaa?
PCU. The old-school Old School. Piven pre-hair plugs. Ironically, Gutter, aka Jon Favreau, snagged the 'bee from the dirty hippie idealists. Alright.
So, in the spirit of lashing back at the those who think half-baked acts of social disturbance are the best way to get their message across, let's try to piss PETA off here.
Awwwwww.... puppies and kittens. I'll take my puppy with cheesy pickles, no bun seeds--per Dane Cook. (sorry, it's the G-rated CC version.) Big up to the BK Lounge.
Hey, did you ever hear about the time Chuck Norris brought a lamb back to life with a gentle beard rub? He then snapped its neck, saying, "The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away."
Who would have thought that SNL could come up such great material this season? Two words: Lazy Sunday. Chronic + Narnia + Whitey Ford = Wet Pants. Try the 7 yr-old version as well.
I wonder if Chuck can play air guitar like G.O.B......
L8er sk8ers.
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that's a Gobstopper.
(sorry)
G.O.B.-stopper
I'm not sure I follow, either, but when I was a kid it was a hard candy sugar ball that was too big to swallow, so it usually sat in your cheek and made you hyper-salivate. they sold them at Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour, cause it was old time candy.
Maybe I was trying to make a paltry cconnection to showstopper, and Gob.
mea culpa.
thanks for the sage advice, JT. fortunately, i am not such a naïf (tho' i may be a fool), as to have missed the opportunistic streak in old Scotty boy. but therein lies the humor.
but, who is mr. cook?
unfortunately, i am constitutionally incapable of such an insouciant disregard for the male gender; they are a raison d'être for me. thank god i have several other.
thanks for tthe SNL rap video - that was sent to many of my friends. baker's dozen! most excellent.
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