The Rogue Stitch

From Folsom Field, 5334 ft above sea-level:

BOULDER, Colo. (AP) -- Hundreds of fans were removed by force. Thousands more left by choice. By the end, the only folks making noise in Colorado's stadium were a rowdy group in the corner shouting "Go Big Red!"

Nebraska 30
Colorado 3

CU deserved to lose this one, folks. Let's face it, when puerile undergrads act like assholes, there is no fun in football. Every uncultivated college stereotype was on display at the field today, and I'm thoroughly disgusted to be associated with these kids who think they can act like tools just because mommy and daddy pay their tuition to be here. Grow the fuck up. You're disgraceful. Pardon my language, but the ABC announcer said it best: these "idiots" should have been locked up for the night and their academic records should now reflect the fact that they're a bunch of state school dipshits. Seriously, their transcripts should read "dipshit" somewhere, anywhere:

Major: Dipshit
Minor: Intelligence

Most of these idiots fail to comprehend that they can only hurt their team by acting like fools. And get this: several fucknuts next to me started mocking one of the CU players who angrily expressed his displeasure with their antics from the sideline in the first quarter. They said that if he were someone important--like a better player--they would have listened. I left the game shortly thereafter, since I didn't care to feel as if I should have dropped one of these kids out of sheer pleasure for violence. That would have made me no better than the tools themselves.

Let's face it, alcohol is in no way an excuse. It's not an excuse when you get pulled over, it's not an excuse when the girl down the hall accuses you of date rape. If you have no shame behind the bottle, then you deserve to be treated like the chumps you are. And that's all I'm gonna say on the matter.

Of course, these people are just as pitiful. I'm talking about the ones who feel like their lives would be meaningless if they couldn't grab that discounted breadmaker before anyone else does on Nov. 25 . Really holds true to the holiday spirit. Let's trample old women because baby Jesus would have wanted that way. And you wonder why so many foreigners hate the dominant ethos of American capitalism....behold the paradigm of social Darwinism and beastial behavior. Say, is that a CU alum I see at the bottom of the pile? Wonder what Campos' thoughts on the matter would be.



Rule #1 of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club
Rule #2 of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club
Rule #3 of Fight Club: If someone cuts the line to get his hands on a discounted laptop at Wal-Mart, beat the shit out of him.

In case you were wondering, this is a true expression of the holiday spirit.

Perfect segue to the videos. Enjoy.





Grandma. Treat her well, 'cause sometimes Grandma fights back. And she'll kick you out of the will for acting disrespectful.













To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal...or rock a mic like Robert Van Winkle. Word to your mother.





Wade Blasingame...the sole reason why I aspire to be an attorney. (alright, so it's not the ball player but Will Farrell.)









What? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Lil' John at DIA.
3, 6, 9 Damn your fine
Move it 'til you sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low, get low, get low
To the window, to the wall
'Til the sweat drops down my.....






Well, who do you think he got to sing the theme song? (Btw, this kid needs some bling in the mouth like Lil John up there....where's Paul Wall's white ass when you need it? Lay off the syzzurp, son.)





Alright, this one's great since we're approaching exams (Contracts a week from Tuesday? Christ Almighty) and the library's a zoo. Funny, the computer startup is worse when someone walks into class ten minutes late.






And this one's for all my creationist friends out there. Bill Hicks on fundamentalism. R.I.P.

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