From San Diego's Channel 4 Newsroom:
Ron Burgundy says I want a Nano. Muhammad says the same thing.
Ok, that's not funny.
But the rest of this post will be. I promise.
So, Halloween has come and gone. This had to be the most creative costume out there:
Get it? Armed bandits walked into a Norwegian museum a few months back--in broad daylight--and stole The Scream right off the wall. Ridiculous. Edvard Munch rolled in his grave. A multi-million dollar painting with no safety devices attached. Brilliant.
Seriously, does anyone else miss the days leading up to the October 3-1? I mean, the mischief, the rascality, the roguery and such. O tempora!
Hey, who's this kid tryin' to look up to me?
Keep it up, kid. Party like a rock star. Don't go to law school. Buy a motorcycle. Cheat on your taxes. Save a bottle of Crystal for that opportune hot tub moment. Date a stripper named Cinnamon. Learn to float a 12ft air in the halfpipe. Don't settle for a ride with under 300 horsepower. Tattoo something Irish on your arm. Storm the castle, pillage and plunder. Proclaim yourself King of the Britons. Get 'er done. Rock the casbah. Puff Ls with ladies and gentlemen. Find Buddha under the bodhi tree. Make Jesus your homeboy. Make fun of Mormons and deaf people. Say you're sorry. Quote The Big Lebowski with great regularity. Buy a monkey butler. Learn to tend bar. Refuse to pay for music. Only wear tailored suits. And when in doubt, bet on black.
And now, something completely random.
Word just can't express my thoughts on this one. Are those bangs? I wonder if she scares little children.
Boy #1: There's a monster living in my closet
Boy #2: My monster lives with my dad.
Alright, now for the videos.
Chad Muska = cool.
This guy, not cool. Tights and skateboards go together like Roe and Wade.
What's funnier than a midget? Howabout a drunken midget kicking himself in the forehead?
Only to be outdone by a shirtless fat kid dancing to Right Said Fred. So sexy it hurts. No really, it hurts.
Then there's the SNL moment that just reminds you when Will Ferrell's the man. And congratulations to Jimmy Fallon for being funny once in a while. This pic's for you, Steigerwald:
And now, my daily knock on John Mayer:
That's for making the rest of us look so......
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loving your advice to the "kid." it's like some sort of Bukowskian version of Letters to a Young Poet. and so i say what you said to me, "turn this post into a film; it's great."
i see you're keeping it light and yet sardonic on your blog, and i wouldn't try to change it, buti'm interested enough to want to read more of what you think when you aren't being snarky. and i LOVE snarky.
by the way, thanks for posting my photo - i'm the daughter ma & pa clampett locked in the trunk of their jalopy. and who knew motor oil was such an effective tanning agent?
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