From a cloning program gone wrong:
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music career vs. movie career
like Hitler vs. like Uncle Jesse
worthless vs. worth $150m
Aryans vs. Munchkins
white power vs. white powder
So these two are the new hot topic on just about every blog you read. Two little white supremacists, who--if they sang about lollipops and crushes on Aaron Carter--would be in every teen magazine you could think of. But, as it turns out, they think a race war would be a good thing. Could it be that mom and dad are just a little out of touch with reality? You know, the type to home school their kids and stress (a) the South will rise again, (b) George Bush doesn't like black people, (c) the Jews killed Jesus, (d) evolution is a myth, (e) Strom Thurmond never had sex with his negro maid, and (f) women belong in the kitchen.
The kicker...they call themselves Prussian Blue. How dare they co-opt that color. Somewhere, Bob Ross is rolling in his grave.
"We don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. We want happy, happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news. Everything is possible here. This is your little universe."
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i love bob ross. and i miss him. burnt sienna will never be the same. where'd he go?
Bob Ross died in 1995. Cancer, I believe. This begs the question, if Bob died in a copse of happy little trees, did anyone hear him?
my best friend stephen used to say he wished Bob Ross were his father. that was back in college when we were stressed about exams and wondering if it weren't easier to take a leap off the Rockefeller library instead of actually studying. those were good times, man. Bob soothed his soul.
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