From the Delta Chi House:
Why is this chump so fratastically happy? Well, it must be the advent of the Uber Tap. As if it were a burden to actually pump a keg with your hands one beer at a time. Well, here's something to bring him down:
So now, since we can pump beer three times as fast with half the effort, Americans are bound to expand exponentially. Behold, the end of our species:
Wow, you beat anorexia, but how long do you expect your heart to keep beating there, butterball? Nice, mock a legitmate eating disorder because you have one of your own. Oh, the irony.
Yes, that is a navel poking out of her muumuu.
Andy Milonakis' long-lost brother or future wife (I can't figure out what chromosones we're dealing with here).
Not to knock fat people, but the last thing we need in this society is another amenity like the Uber Tap. It's all been downhill since the introduction of the remote control and automatic transmission.
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