From Beverly Hills:
Oh Britney, what ever happened to that sweet lil' southern girl? You know, the one that used to rock the c.t. Looks like you've regressed and found your trailer trash roots. A Jeff Foxworthy punchline never looked so bad in Prada, nor sounded more inane. Well, at least your film career is about to take off. Just think what it did for the Hilton dumpster.